What say ye? I’ve seen yer lurkin about all prissy like with yer fancy whisky calendar an all. Let it be known that The Rum’s Revenge hereby be hijackin this ere blog for the good of all Pirate kind. Thar be piratin to do, swillin of Rum and the like that no stuck up dress wearin Scot should be party to.
If ye did not heed me warnin about gettin yerself a Rum’s Revenge chest then be off with ye. Go an sniff out yer fancy whiskies and the like.
With only true pirate’s now attending grab yer map and let’s set sail for Central America climes to make port in Guatemala. To locate yer rum sail yer Rum’s Revenge South East till ye find the friend of many a pirate. With Polly the Parrot labelled rum bottle in hand go grab the ancient skull and lets get drinkin.
Lookin: Argh there be gold in this ere bottle I’m sure of it.
Sniffin: Sweet pork on a fork that we only get when in a fancy port with some rootin veg.
Tastin: Some tar n feathered enemy pushed off the plank. A bowl of fresh papaya scarfed in the glee of it all.
Thinkin: This ere be savory an sweet all in the same bottle. I be lovin this so much that it be below deck faster than the crew in a storm.
Guatemala be a good place fer rum and this ere find, even being a treasure and all is just not enough fer a thirsty pirate. Yer can send off one of them newfangled e letters to firstname.lastname@example.org an yer be finding out where ye can steal a bigger bottle ot two.
This ere be just way too much fun for a pirate an we have a lot of sailin to do on the horizon. Yer never know when I be takin over this poshy whisky blog with good Pirate, Rum swillin tales so keep a weather eye out.
Now tuck yer Pirate chest somewhere safe fer there be those lurkin about lookin for treasure such as you have in yer possession.
Before ye go be lookin at this ere to inspire yer deep Pirate Passions.
Until next time be vigilant and hearty, rest just fer a second an ye may miss the chance fer true pirate treasure.
Captain Flintlock Bray – Master of the Rum’s Revenge
Arrgh Matey’s ye be finding this ere Secret tale o the Rum’s Revenge. If ye be whisky drinkin sorts, then be off with ye and come back when ye get yer hands on a Rum’s Revenge Pirate Chest.
Through treacherous waters we be sailin over the seven seas to find all 12 o the lost rums. Yer first task is to search high and low for a Rum’s Revenge 1st Edition Pirate Chest. After finding yer chest and making it safely back to harbor, open the damn thing up ye scurvy wretch what are ye waitin for … fairer weather?
Inside ye be findin yer sealed treasure map. Guard it closely as it be yer true guide to finding all the lost rums. Thar be a wee Rum’s Revenge in a bottle or even if ye be the luckiest Pirate in these waters a Golden Ticket giving ye a full scale model of the fabled Rum’s Revenge Pirate Frigate. Use yer Rum’s Revenge to hold open the map as ye be sailing to distant lands in search of liquid gold.
It’s looks like it be Land Ho and Anchor’s Away as the Rum’s Revenge hits the first mark. If ye be pickin the right match then ye be findin the first rum alright. Before ye go crackin the bottle and skullin it, like the desperate pirate I know yer to be, look around the chest and punch the Rum’s Revenge Jolly Rodger. Yer skull glass be the proper tankard for rum swillin. Thar be somethin special and eerie about this skull an as we set sail, clues may be revealed to bring it to life.
Under the anchor a cache of rum from the land of Grenada. Six Saints. Righteous Rum if ever there was. From the famed Grenada Distillers company that been around since 1937. There be Six Saintly Parishes in Grenada and this ere rum be named after em all.
Six Saints Grenada Rum – Aged in American Oak casks and bottled at the piratey strength of 41.7%
Lookin: Amber like the sweat on a wenches corset
Sniffin: Tropical like givin off pineapple and banana and all manner of ripe fruits.
Tastin: Pineapple upside down cake like them fancy ladies make before we pillage their haughty estates and scarf down their lunches.
Thinkin: This ere be good rum make no mistake with lingerin sweet tropical fruit an extra grog to boot at 41.7%
Stash ye map and ye Rum’s Revenge away. Wash ye skull glass if ye must to ward off scurvy and tuck it away for the next leg o the journey. Thar be a piece of eight somewhere fer ye to find.
I’m done with ye fer now begone until the next sailin n enjoy some time in port wenchin, drinkin and pillagin like a true pirate should.
Captain Flintlock Bray Master of the Rum’s Revenge.